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Bob and Tom both like to golf from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "What's so great about it?" Bob said, "Well if you lose it, it will beep until you find it, and if it goes into the water it will float. This ball is impossible to lose!" "Wow!", said Tom, "Where did you get that from?" Bob replied, "I found it."

Q What did the football say to from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.

Q Whats the difference between a bad from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

Did you hear about the underwater snooker from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!

How many Man U fans does it from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Q Whats the difference between David Beckham from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

Q What is the difference between Liverpool from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What stories are told by basketball players from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !

What is a runners favourite subject in from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !

Why do artists never win when they from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !

RefIm sending you off Player What for from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !

Did you hear about the football team from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !

What should a football team do if from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !

What part of a football ground is from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !

What is the bank managers favourite type from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !

Why did the goal post get angry from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !

Why are football grounds odd Because you from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

Manager Twenty teams in the league and from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !

Manager I thought I told you to from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !

Where do football directors go when they from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !